mskamalakhan:

sallysbutter:

birth control pills: 

  • can treat cysts, endometriosis, pcos, and other potentially life-threatening conditions
  • can lessen severe symptoms of menstruation
  • can treat hormonal imbalances that result in severe acne and other side effects
  • can prevent pregnancy from ever occurring

erectile dysfunction drugs:

  • give you an erection

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singitforfrankiero:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

okay but this actually happened

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gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via masqueradeddarling)

swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

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apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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(Source: meditite, via masqueradeddarling)